Sunday, January 17, 2010

Iron Pet Bed The Women;-)?

The Women;-)? - iron pet bed

In the world of romance, is a single rule, men:

Make the woman happy. Do you have something you love and get points. To do something, dislikes and points deducted. You do not get points for doing something she expects. Sorry, this is the way the game is played.

Here's a guide to the scoring system:


SIMPLE TASKS
You make the bed (1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You buy what he (+5) in the rain (+8), but will return with beer (-5)


To create a suspicious noise at night (0)
To check a suspicious noise and it is not nothing (0)
To create a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
They beat with a rod of iron (10)
Is your pet (-10)

Social Commitment
They remain at her side the entire party (0)
You live with him for a moment, then they should with a college friend (-2 Chat)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina imp siliconAnticoagulants (-80) ............( is really

2 comments:

Bill(56 yrs old) said...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York to go where a woman may choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the business.
You can visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of men and the increase is the buyer of the flights.
However, there is a catch. . .. You can choose any man from a concrete floor, or select one floor up, but you can not go back down except to leave the building!
A woman is found in the store, a man husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord and love children.
The third floor sign: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and they are very pretty. "Wow," he thinks, but feels compelled to continue.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, dear children, are stunningly good-lookingand help with the housework. "Oh my God!" He exclaims: "I'm exhausted!"
However, it goes to the fifth floor and sign: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, dear children, are stunning, do housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but it goes to the sixth floor and shield: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This plant is only as proof that women find impossible.
Thank you for shopping at the store of her husband.
Be careful when leaving the building, and a good day!

Refreshi... said...

Where is this world of romance? Visit to

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